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crxngex:

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officialronstoppable:

me on saturday: i’ll just do all my homework on sunday

me on sunday: i have all day. i can wait

me on sunday at midnight: i hate myself

(via magicgirl15)

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hugslucas:

ed sheeran’s becoming the leonardo dicaprio of the grammys

(Source: hugslucas, via excurslon)

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chocolatevevo:

attractive people: a poem

you are attractive

how and why

stop being attractive

im going to cry

(via aye-itslexie)

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nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

(via unwastedd)

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merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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(via uptheniall)

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shortest horror stories ever
  • computer: unable to connect to the internet
  • favourite band: we're breaking up.
  • Family: we found your tumblr.
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urlcritic:

i’d rather eat a salad than go to school 

(via dicktarts)

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