me on saturday: i’ll just do all my homework on sunday
me on sunday: i have all day. i can wait
me on sunday at midnight: i hate myself
ed sheeran’s becoming the leonardo dicaprio of the grammys
attractive people: a poem
you are attractive
how and why
stop being attractive
im going to cry
One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
- computer: unable to connect to the internet
- favourite band: we're breaking up.
- Family: we found your tumblr.